Long Island Secession Slogans on wbab.com

If Long Island were to secede from New York State, what should our slogan be? Email yours!

Governor: Billy Joel
Senator: Jim Breuer
Director Of Tourism: Sam Adams
State Flag: Billy Joel's Storm Front cover
State Anthem: Billy Joel's Piano Man
State Bird: The middle finger

Welcome to Long Island: We Have Sand In The Strangest Places
Welcome to Long Island: Can't Afford To Stay, Can't Afford To Leave
Welcome to Long Island: Welcome To Mexico
Welcome to Long Island: Do Anything You Want, Just Not In My Backyard
Welcome to Long Island: Hang Up And Drive!
Welcome to Long Island: Now Turn Around And Face The Wall
Welcome to Long Island: With A 7-11 Every Five Yards
Welcome to Long Island: Where English Is A Second Language
Welcome To Long Island: New State: Same Great Accent
Welcome To Long Island: The Other White State
Welcome To Long Island: Where Every Road Has Four Names
Welcome To Long Island: Less Beatings Than Most Other States
Welcome To Long Island: Where Segregation Lives!
Welcome To Long Island: Sometimes The Water's Blue
Welcome To Long Island: Go Fork Yourself
Welcome To Long Island: Drive On Our Parkways, Park In Our Driveways
Welcome To Long Island: We Dare You To Spell Copiague
Welcome To Long Island: We'll Never Make You Change In Jamaica
Welcome To Long Island: You Think YOU Have Tax Problems
Welcome To Long Island: Finally: A State With Island In It's Name That Is Actually An Island
Welcome To Long Island: We Piss On Connecticut
Welcome To Long Island: Hope You're Not In A Hurry
Welcome To Long Island: It's Pronounced "Mawl"
Welcome To Long Island: Fahgettaboutit
Welcome To Long Island: Where's Your Mustang?
Welcome To Long Island: A Great Place To Visit, But You Couldn't Afford To Live Here
Welcome To Long Island: Good News - It's Not Harlem
Welcome To Long Island: Duck You
Welcome To Long Island: The Parking Lot State
Welcome To Long Island: How You 'Doin?
Welcome To Long Island: Now Go Home!
Welcome To Long Island: The WBAB State
Welcome To Long Island: What Are You Wearing?
Welcome To Long Island: Good Luck Affording A House!
Welcome To Long Island: At Least We Have A Hockey Team
Welcome to Long Island: Where Affordable Homes Are Like Santa. You've Heard Of It But Never See It.
Welcome To Long Island: Your're Finally HOME!!!
Welcome to Long Island: From beginning to "The End"
Welcome to Long Island: Home of big hair and big nails.
Welcome to Long Island: It's SUPER! Thanks for asking!
Welcome to Long Island: Hope you got money.
Welcome To Long Island: Tax You!
Welcome to Long Island: The home of the Sunday Drivers!
Welcome to Long Island: Now leave us the hell alone!
Welcome to Long Island: Where Billy Joel creates his greatest Hits! Singing and Driving!
Welcome To Long Island: Home to the SUV and some of the flattest land to drive it on.
Welcome to Long Island: Where everyone complains but no one's leaving!